... Dio recounts an Trade in between Elagabalus along with the effectively-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus tackled the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'You should not call me lord, I am a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by possessing Elagabalus asking his physicians to offer him the equal of a lady's vagina via a surgical incis